Javascript: Do it like php!

So, I just wanted a simple thing... I had a static html page where I wanted to put some things in dynamically: a simple date at the start and an extended date in the middle of the text. (Also what is server side?)

Pure elegant javascript:

.... <span data-value="simple"></span> ....

<script>

var data = {
    simple: gen_simple(),
    ....
}

for (var i of document.querySelectorAll('[data-value]')) {
    i.innerHTML = data[i.getAttribute('data-value')];
}

<script>

Php infected javascript:

.... <script>document.write(gen_simple())</script> ....

plus if in 'I was never here' mode:

....
<script>
for (var i of document.querySelectorAll('script')) i.parentNode.removeChild(i);
</script>

done_